Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.
Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.
GET ALL FOUR THICKS. THE GRAND SLAM OF HIGH-VISCOSITY BODY WASH SCENTS. COMES IN A STURDY CARDBOARD BOX.
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1x - Naval Diplomacy: A refreshing and contemporary ocean scent with notes of freshwater, musk, and bergamot. (Smells like our other Naval Diplomacy products.)
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1x - Productivity: An invigorating and uplifting combination of peppermint, pine, and eucalyptus scents. (Smells like our other Productivity soaps.)
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1x - Accomplishment: A modern and clean citrus profile balanced with sandalwood and oakmoss. (Smells like our Deschutes Fresh Squeezed Beer Soap).
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1x - Old Glory: A rich, sophisticated, and classically masculine scent that blends notes of tobacco, cedarwood, and amber. (Smells like our Leaf and Leather soap.)
PRODUCT SPECS:
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3X THICKER than teenage body wash
- Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
- Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
- Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
- Bonus: no loofah required
- Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.
Total Net Weight: 70 oz.
